Topical Joke Writing 25th January 2016
Another week of the comedy course and more writing to be done. Our homework for this week was to write topical stuff. That meant two weeks on the bounce for me! I love some topical jokes! I managed about 4 minutes of stuff and the highlights were;- A grandmother of 13 has been jailed after stuffing £1500 worth of cocaine in her vagina. She was trying to get off her tits but a spokesperson for the family have said she always has aimed low and she is now regretting getting cunted. Tony Blair says Scotland will leave the UK if Britain voted to leave the EU. I trust Tony Blair so little, that if he said bears shit in a wood, I’d go straight to a car-park to watch some bears shit. The Partner of murdered East Enders actress, Sian Blake has spoken out about what happened. On the night of the murder he approached her and she said she knew about what he’d been up to and she was just about to go tell the police that…… duh Duh Duh duh Dudududud! The rest of the stuff will be uploaded as file for people to read (or not read) at their pleasure.
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