Jokes

The world’s largest gang-bang occurred on the 23rd June. 60 million people were fucked by one guy, Nigel Farage.

Nasa spacecraft Juno makes closest ever approach to Jupiter. Its second space-craft, Immaturity, will soon pass the ring of Uranus.

Armed police in France have told muslim ladies to remove their burkinis to protect them from a police state that dictate what muslim ladies should wear.