DMs Are Open

DMs Are Open – Series 1 – Episode 3 – One Liners

A new series to submit to, but much less than before. I seem to think NewsJack had an oppertunity to submit 9 one-liners per episode at one point. Now it is 2 and a Voice Note! ONELINERS

Google is being probed by the competition watchdog for abusing its position in the market. I did an online search and can’t find any evidence of this. During a recent police stop, a driver was discovered nearly naked. She mis-understood her boyfriends request to drive with her top down. A prankster has been critisied for painting a ‘welcome to Luton’ sign by Gatwick Airport. Easyjet have also been criticised for selling tickets to London when the plane lands in Luton. “Easyjet has had to cancel 200 flights. However, people in stuck in Paris are still closer to London than if they’d have caught a flight and ended up in Luton.”I saw the headline about the ‘prankster’ and thought I could reword that mess into something better. And it gave me a voicenote to submit. Which was nice. I also wrote a lazy joke about it being cold in Canada but didn’t spend enough time on it to make it funny. “Canada proposes total freeze on handgun ownership. It should be easy, they’ll just need to keep them outside overnight.”
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