Newsjack

Newsjack – Submission 8 – One Liners not sent.

I was struggling getting 6 jokes for this session. Until the 11th hour when I found something else I liked the look of and I bumped this joke off my submission.

“SAMSUNG’S NEW PHONE IS SO ‘HOT’ RIGHT NOW. THE GALAXY NOTE 7 IS ‘EXPLODING’ ONTO THE MARKET AND FIRST REVIEWS SAY IT IS ‘THE BOMB’. SAMSUNG HAVE SAID TRIGGERING IT FOR RELEASE BEFORE THE NEW IPHONE IS A RISK BUT THEY HOPE IT WONT ‘BLOW UP IN THEIR FACE’. ”

I also saw on twitter this tweet….

Wiltshire Police are searching for up to 75 pantomime costumes stolen from a local theatre group.

#ohyestheyare #behindyou

— Jon Kay (@jonkay01)

September 13, 2016

What a great set-up for a joke but I had literally just pressed submit on my 6 and so couldn’t do anything with it. Hopefully someone does as I think it is perfect for Newsjack!

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