Jeremy Hunt says NHS is unacceptable.
Title – What a Hunt
Jeremy: darling. I have something to tell you.
Mrs hunt: what is it, my love.
Donald: I’ve recently found something out and I feel it is only right to tell you I know.
Advisor 2: I don’t understand?
Donald: Sit down.
Advisor 1: I’m sat down.
Donald: It has come to my attention that there is an issue with our relationship.
Mrs. Hunt: But you’ve been telling me everything is ok.
Jeremy: I know but after closer examination, I’ve found that’s no longer the truth.
Mrs. Hunt: So what is the problem?
Jeremy: After much investigation I have discovered something of the gravest consequence.
Mrs. Hunt: Yes, but what have you discovered?
Jeremy: That the most serious of actions have been taken.
Mrs. Hunt: I understand that bit…but what has happened.
Jeremy: Papers have been handed to me that have identified INFIDELITY!
Mrs. Hunt: Infidelity? But I’ve always been faithful to you Jeremy.
Jeremy: SERIOUS infidelity.
MRs. Hunt: But its not me? It can’t be. I love you and have never been unfaithful.
Jeremy: The source of this information has been very clear, its me.
Mrs. Hunt: You are the source?
Jeremy: No, I’m the one has been unfaithful.
Mrs. Hunt: Jeremy?
Jeremy: Let me finish. I have noticed that I’ve been spending a lot more time with my secretary and as such we have grown closer and closer.
Mrs. Hunt: I don’t believe it.
Jeremy: Closer and closer. And 2 years ago I was found to be having an affair with her.
Mrs. Hunt: Oh Jeremy, what have you done?
Jeremy: I don’t know. But what I do know it is unacceptable and need to change.
Mrs. Hunt: So you’ve ended the relationship with her then?
Jeremy: We don’t know what we can do to change the situation….
Mrs. Hunt: You could end the relationship with her?
Jeremy: …but I have a top set of advisors looking at what has happened and what we can do to improve the situation in the future.
Mrs. Hunt: So you haven’t ended the relationship?
Jeremy: These grave accusations have turned out to be true and no-one is more upset than me.
Mrs. Hunt: err… I might be.
Jeremy: No-one can understand the pain and hurt this is causing me and I look forward to discovering a solution to the in the future.
Mrs. Hunt: Jeremy! I can suggest a solution.
Jeremy: Once the full investigation into the solution has concluded I will approach this with the full and frank discussions that will be required with the cause of this or my name isn’t Jeremy Cu…
Mrs. Hunt: Hunt!